I have seen the Internet and it is full of spam

For what amounts to a personal blog with a pretty small readership I seem to get a lot of spammers in the comments. I was emptying out the comments filter this morning and ran across these nuggets:

Symptoms of flu…

That was it. Very ominous. Or maybe it was referencing how the other comments feel.

I conceive the articles here is very excellent.

*System error. English teacher subroutine failing. Grammar? Very yes.*

Then the best one of all: three identical comments from different “people” declaring:

Does it look like some of these remarks look like written by brain dead individuals?

You don’t say!