My uncle works as an engineer for Union Pacific.  As he can attest trains simply cannot stop when some dipshit gets out in front of them.  I know for a fact that this video is just the sort of incident that keeps him up at night.  As the video states, there’s inappropriate language for appropriate reasons.

As a follow up to the time I spent writing about Bush as Batman (I really should have better things to do) I present you with Bush or Batman.  I missed a couple.